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A man was driving by a farmer’s field when he was amazed to see a gigantic bee big as his car. Soon he came to the farmhouse and the farmer was sitting out on the front porch. He stopped to talk to him.
“Is that your giant bee I saw?”
“Shore nuff is.”
“Where’d it come from?”
“Well, we always loved honey on our biscuits, but we’ve always run out before the winter’s over, so I bred the giant bee to produce lots of honey.”
“That’s incredible. How’s the honey?”
“Never tasted it. Afraid to go anywhere near that hive.”