You Might Be A Misanthrope
Unsure whether you qualify for the label of misanthrope? Here are a few clues. If you answer yes to any of the following questions, you might be a misanthrope.
Do you prefer to go through the self-check at the supermarket?
If you have a cell phone, is it turned off most of the time?
Did you miss your high school reunion?
Do you live in a small cabin far from town?
Is you best friend a dog, cat, bird or fish?
Do you seldom visit social networking sites?
Do you rarely get email from actual humans?
Do you read a lot?
Is your phone a land line?
Do you go to the mailbox weekly?
Now add up the number of times you answered yes and refer to the Pruitt scale of misanthropy below to see just how much you hate your fellow human beings.
1-3 Almost normal, just mildly irritated
4-6 Abnormal, curmudgeonly