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These humans are difficult to understand, intelligent yet contrary. Their customs are peculiar. They wear protection for their eyes against the sun when their sun is not in the sky. They inhale smoke from burning plant matter. They drink light beer. They worship screens of flickering colors.
But this exploratory survey mission is worth it for the meats. The humans have meat and fish in abundance, beef, pork, chicken, mutton, goat, turkey, duck, venison, lobsters, oysters, meats that have not existed on our planet for centuries. And of course the sweetest flesh of all, a freshly roasted Johnny or Jill.